The Twelve Days of BB Christmas!




by Jun Song
December 24, 2012

And In the spirit of giving and taking and all in good humor, I’m happy to sprinkle a little bit of Big Brother 14 into a BB version of The Twelve Days of Christmas.
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On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me…Dan’s Bible in a pear tree.
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On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me…
Ian’s doggy suit,
And Dan’s Bible in a pear tree!
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On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me…
Joe’s soul patch, Ian’s doggy suit,
And Dan’s Bible in a pear tree!
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On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me…
Ashley’s dreamboard, Joe’s soul patch, Ian’s doggy suit,
And Dan’s Bible in a pear tree!
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On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me…
Willie’s Frooooot…loooops!
Ashley’s dreamboard, Joe’s soul patch, Ian’s doggy suit
And Dan’s Bible in a pear tree!
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On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me…
Kara’s Playboy covers,
Willie’s Frooooot…loooops!
Ashley’s dreamboard, Joe’s soul patch, Ian’s doggy suit
And Dan’s Bible in a pear tree!
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On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me…
Britney’s wedding album, Kara’s Playboy covers,
Willie’s Frooooot…loooops!
Ashley’s dreamboard, Joe’s soul patch, Ian’s doggy suit
And Dan’s Bible in a pear tree!
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On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me…
Wil’s hair extensions, Britney’s wedding album, Kara’s Playboy covers,
Willie’s Frooooot…loooops!,
Ashley’s dreamboard, Joe’s soul patch, Ian’s doggy suit,
And Dan’s Bible in a pear tree!
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On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me…
Shane’s puka necklace, Wil’s hair extensions, Britney’s wedding album, Kara’s Playboy covers,
Willie’s Frooooot…loooops!
Ashley’s dreamboard, Joe’s soul patch, Ian’s doggy suit,
And Dan’s Bible in a pear tree!
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On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me…
Frank’s deodorant, Shane’s puka necklace, Wil’s hair extensions,
Britney’s wedding album, Kara’s Playboy covers,
Willie’s Frooooot…loooops!
Ashley’s dreamboard, Joe’s soul patch, Ian’s doggy suit,
And Dan’s Bible in a pear tree!
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On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me…
Danielle’s self delusions, Frank’s deodorant, Shane’s puka necklace,
Wil’s hair extensions, Britney’s wedding album, Kara’s Playboy covers,
Willie’s Frooooot…loooops!
Ashley’s dreamboard, Joe’s soul patch, Ian’s doggy suit,
And Dan’s Bible in a pear tree!
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And this last refrain I wil sing with you!
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On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
All of Chenbot’s cue cards, Danielle’s self delusions, Frank’s deodorant,
Shane’s puka necklace, Wil’s hair extensions, Britney’s wedding album,
Kara’s Playboy covers,
Willie’s Frooooot…loooops!
Ashley’s dreamboard, Joe’s soul patch, Ian’s doggy suit,
And Dan’s Bible in a pear tree!


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